Dinner:Resist the urge to say "When I was a little girl, we didn't get cups of oranges with our chicken nuggets. We had to have french fries." Wonder in silent gratitude how you came to have the only child on the planet who doesn't like french fries.
Entertainment Part One:Play the Cars video game. Say "It's too loud. Turn it down." 14 times. Other than that, have fun.
Entertainment Part Two:
Entertainment Part Three:
You cannot go wrong with a book that proclaims on the main page that the hero has "a little extra git in his giddyup" as he rushes thru town.