Dad* (regarding 4 and a half year old son): Here's your valentine from Eli. He worked on this the day I was teaching him the bucket tool in Photoshop.
Son: It's a map.
*As an aside: we've suddenly gone from mommy and daddy (or mama and dada) to Mom and Dad. It just happened one day early this week. Every time he says it to me, which is like 4567 times a day, I snort milk out my nose. It's like he's calling me Toots or something. It sounds so cheeky and grown-up.