Mommy: Oh, the elliptical machine.
E: Yeah! Maybe you could watch that show with me sometime, when they call it How to Make A Church.
Mommy: Wait a minute, I'm interested in other things, besides church.
E: (thoughtfully) Hm. I did not know that.
Brought this up at clergy group today and joked it was time to get a hobby, so someone suggested I take up snowboarding. Well, thanks, but if by "hobby" you mean "spending a week's wages to risk my neck by speeding down an icy mountain," I'll pass. I'm taking other suggestions, though.