Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dork - An Elijahlogue in One Short Act

Mother (loudly, after noticing a boy hiding but not hidden behind a tree across the park): Hmmmm! I wonder where Eli could be!? He was just here a minute ago! He must be hiding!

Son (in a loud whisper): Mom! I'm playing hide and seek!

Mother (excessively kindly): Oh, I see honey. But if you want to play hide and seek with me, you have to tell me so I can come look for you.

Son: I'm. playing. with. someone. else.

Mother (slinks noisily off stage left)

1 comment:

Rachelle said...

Interesting to know.