How can I write a sermon, when there exist distractions like this?

Thanks Mags!

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Walnut Elantra
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Vanilla Clarks
3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Yellow Pug
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Garrison Toledo
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two of your first name): BROJU
6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Water (hmmm)
7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): Maranatha Harmon
8. STRIPPER NAME ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Lavender Peppermint Patty
9. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your fifth grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Rowsky Rochester
10. SPY NAME (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Autumn Lilac
11. CARTOON NAME (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Banana Slippers (tee hee)
12. HIPPIE NAME (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Hot Cereal Apple