(After a short negotiation at the church door which ends in the Pastor presenting the Guy with a bag of groceries, and a can opener.)
Guy: And can I get three bucks?
Pastor: I cant give you cash, I'm sorry.
Guy: I just need three bucks. I'm a smoker.
Pastor: (repeat above)
Guy: I would hate to go to jail for stealing a pack of cigarettes. It's just three bucks.
Pastor: (repeat again)
Guy: Well, are there any other churches around here?
Pastor: There are lots of churches in this neighborhood, but I dont know any that give out money for smokes.
Guy (walking away with groceries) Well, hey, Jesus was a smoker.....
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Oh really? I missed that gospel, I guess. :)
Aaaaaaa! (runs out the door, screaming.)
oh yeah, also wanted to say re: Jesus a smoker: but only when he's angry.
hilarious... and i have had so many conversations like that... just not as funny.
but maybe you didn't find this funny.
yes, definitely funny :)
funny...and creative on the guy's part.
LOL!
Maybe Jesus only smoked when he went out to bars...that's why we don't all know about it, because none of that made it into the gospels...
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